April 22, 2003

Today is the day to leave dirty kleenexes to mark your territory.

I have two lists for you today. One is very short.

Items I Was Too Lazy to Remove From My Bed Before I Fell Asleep Last Night

News and Events from the Art Institute of Chicago

wallet

cell phone

folder of 'humor sketches'

'writing' notebook

The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club, by Laurie Notaro

beat-up leather jacket from the Gap

used paper strip from roll of stamps

manuscript

velour pants

legal pad

umbrella

purses (2)

 

Hours It Was Before I Got Up to Wash My Face After I Closed My Eyes for a "Short Nap" At Midnight

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