February 27, 2003
Today is the day to listen to El Debarge.
Also...time to score at Iron Scribe. How does it work? Go there and read the entries. Then sign up. Then judge them. It is a literary battlefield and you give the thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
New Drugs You Should Try
CLARILOFT is a prescription drug used to lower inhibitions. Clariloft is not for everyone, including those with an attitude or possible attitude problems and women who are nursing, angry, or may become angry. Clariloft has not been shown to prevent 'getting down.' If you take Clariloft, tell your doctor about any unusual things you saw on the way to the doctor's office. This could be a sign of serious side effects. It is important to tell your doctor about any hot chicks you are currently dating to avoid possible serious drug interactions. The most commonly reported side effects are the heebie jeebies, the yips, sympathy pain and indignation. They are usually mild and tend to go away.
ZOBEX is the only prescription or over-the-counter antihistamine approved
to treat the desire to go out of doors in infants as young as 6 months. In
Zobex studies, side effects were mild or severe, including death, near-death
and maiming mouth in adults, and death, near-death, maiming and crabbiness
in children. Shingles occurred in between 11% and 12% in adults, depending
on dose, compared to 11.5% taking placebo. In children, scurvy occurred in
between 2% and 4%, depending on dose, compared to 8% taking placebo. In Zobex
studies with infants 6 to 23 months old, side effects overall were similar
to placebo and included
fatigue, malaise, tiredness, sleepiness, ennui and languor.
CELETOR® provides powerful bowel relief. Once-daily prescription
CELETOR® provides the kind of 24-hour bowel relief many bowel sufferers
are looking for. It's tough on bowel problems. And there's one convenient
dose that's powerful enough to tackle the pain of any bowel problem. In fact,
clinical studies show that one 10-mg. tablet of CELETOR® is as effective
in relieving bowel suffering as two 500-mg. tablets of any other bowel relief
medicine.
Because VIATEC is a not a medicine, neither your doctor or healthcare
provider can help you decide whether it's right for you. That's important,
because Viatec is not for everybody. Viatec is intended to do nothing in particular.
Viatec is not intended to prevent anything from happening. You should not
take Viatec if you have risk factors for anything. You should not take Viatec
because it doesn't exist. Also, if you are past menopause, or if you smoke,
but that goes without saying. If you are unsure, talk to your doctor. He misses
you.
If you think you are suffering from depression, panic disorder, obsessive-compulsive
disorder (OCD), or posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD), know that you're
not alone. ARIPAX is here to help. In the United States, millions of
people have these disorders. Aripax is here to listen and
tell you that these medical conditions are treatable. Aripax will take you
out for a beer or come over with the first season of "Sex and the City"
DVD, so you had better have a player.