New Drugs You Should Try

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February 27, 2003

Today is the day to listen to El Debarge.

Remember that time you were talking smack about somebody that one time and it turned out that they were standing behind you? Or were dead? Read this and tell me about it.

Also...time to score at Iron Scribe. How does it work? Go there and read the entries. Then sign up. Then judge them. It is a literary battlefield and you give the thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

New Drugs You Should Try

CLARILOFT is a prescription drug used to lower inhibitions. Clariloft is not for everyone, including those with an attitude or possible attitude problems and women who are nursing, angry, or may become angry. Clariloft has not been shown to prevent 'getting down.' If you take Clariloft, tell your doctor about any unusual things you saw on the way to the doctor's office. This could be a sign of serious side effects. It is important to tell your doctor about any hot chicks you are currently dating to avoid possible serious drug interactions. The most commonly reported side effects are the heebie jeebies, the yips, sympathy pain and indignation. They are usually mild and tend to go away.

ZOBEX is the only prescription or over-the-counter antihistamine approved to treat the desire to go out of doors in infants as young as 6 months. In Zobex studies, side effects were mild or severe, including death, near-death and maiming mouth in adults, and death, near-death, maiming and crabbiness in children. Shingles occurred in between 11% and 12% in adults, depending on dose, compared to 11.5% taking placebo. In children, scurvy occurred in between 2% and 4%, depending on dose, compared to 8% taking placebo. In Zobex studies with infants 6 to 23 months old, side effects overall were similar to placebo and included
fatigue, malaise, tiredness, sleepiness, ennui and languor.

CELETOR® provides powerful bowel relief. Once-daily prescription CELETOR® provides the kind of 24-hour bowel relief many bowel sufferers are looking for. It's tough on bowel problems. And there's one convenient dose that's powerful enough to tackle the pain of any bowel problem. In fact, clinical studies show that one 10-mg. tablet of CELETOR® is as effective in relieving bowel suffering as two 500-mg. tablets of any other bowel relief medicine.

Because VIATEC is a not a medicine, neither your doctor or healthcare provider can help you decide whether it's right for you. That's important, because Viatec is not for everybody. Viatec is intended to do nothing in particular. Viatec is not intended to prevent anything from happening. You should not take Viatec if you have risk factors for anything. You should not take Viatec because it doesn't exist. Also, if you are past menopause, or if you smoke, but that goes without saying. If you are unsure, talk to your doctor. He misses you.

If you think you are suffering from depression, panic disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), or posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD), know that you're not alone. ARIPAX is here to help. In the United States, millions of people have these disorders. Aripax is here to listen and
tell you that these medical conditions are treatable. Aripax will take you out for a beer or come over with the first season of "Sex and the City" DVD, so you had better have a player.