February 4, 2003

Today is the day to name a ballpark after yourself.

Least Kinky Sexual Fetishes

Kissing and Hugging Fetish

Other People Who Are Drunk While You are Also Drunk Fetish

Nice Underwear Fetish

Trying to Conceive a Baby with Your Loved One Fetish

Rich People Who Will Buy You Expensive Things Fetish

Naked Lady Fetish

People Who Are in a Position of Power Who Will Do You a Favor if You Sleep with Them Fetish

Your Own Spouse Fetish

Compliment Fetish

Conjugal Visit Fetish

Aphrodisiac Fetish

Nice, Smart, Funny, Well-Adjusted, Cute, Caring Person Fetish

Vacation Fetish

Honeymoon Fetish

Attractive Celebrities Fetish

Sex Fetish

Hot Body Fetish

Haven't Had Sex in a Really Long Time and Finally the Opportunity Has Presented Itself Fetish