December 19, 2002

Today is the day togive the Disabled List a good name.

Hey, call me fashionably late.

In lieu of an actual Christmas vacation wherein I stop publishing for a week or ten days, I have a much better idea, that won't leave all three Zulkey.com readers shrugging their shoulders nonchalantly over my lack of postings.

Send me your holiday stories. Specifically, I'd like to know, a la this, kuckoo-krazy rituals your family has to celebrate the season.

OR, tell me about about your worst New Year's Eve. Mine, for instance, was last year. It wasn't that I didn't have a lot of fun or got too drunk or didn't get to kiss somebody at New Year's. It merely resulted in a lot of blood and three stitches. But I'm sure you can top that.

I will run the holiday stories, provided I receive any, prior to Christmas. Then, the New Year's stories will run through January 2nd. Then, onward to 2003. Which I have been dating my checks with already, just because I like to practice.