December 16, 2002

Today is the day to to get rid of all the pretty ones.

How am I exactly like "Saturday Night Live"? Last week I got a semi-warm reaction to this piece, so I'm doing something pretty much just like it again this week. Unlike "Mango," though, I don't think you'll ever see it again.

If It Weren't for Spell-Check (Assuming Spell-Check caught correctly-spelled words that just happened to be the incorrect word.)

A stitch in time saves ninja.

Easy come easy ho.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinaigrette.

You can't teach an old Doug new tricks.

Different strobotrons for different folks.

Meat to live, not live to meat.

A dis is as good as a mile.

You can't beat a dead hors d'oeurvre.

Live and lethal live.

Monkey see, monkey dobro.

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's car.

Can't see the forest for the teens.

Haste makes baste.

Too many cooks spoil the brothel.

Butte is only skin deep.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drunk.