December 12, 2002

Today is the day to to forgo the sex and drugs, but not the rock n' roll.

If It Weren't for the Thesaurus...

Boys don't make passes at girls who wear spectacles.

If worse comes to even less good.

A leopard cannot change its round markings.

Putting the horse before the old-fashioned-car-thingy.

A friend in need is a friend fo' sheezy.

Let sleeping dogs remain supine.

You can't judge a book by its little book coat.

Young people with penises will be young people with penises.

A bird in the hand is worth less than three but more than one in the bush.

A chain is only as strong as its shittiest link

You are the bee's joints that connect the thigh to the leg.

Walk softly but carry a big poking device.

A rolling stone gathers no gross green stuff.

The people who can't see leading the other people who can't see.

Where there's a will there's a something.