December 10, 2002

Today is the day to to use some sort of protection before reaching inside the pre-heated oven.

Zulkey.com has revamped its archives for your benefit. Previous archives that have gone blank now have totally unhelpful titles beside them. And I'm sure that there are some new mistakes, not unlike referring to Advent as "Lent" and misspelling "creche." Let's just call it my adorable stupidity, shall we? No need to run back and check for yourselves; it's already been mended, you damned gadabouts. See you all in hell.

I didn't know it until last night, with a little help from one of the guys from this website, but apparently I was mentioned in USA Today this summer (scroll to the bottom of the page.)

Would you like some hints about Friday's interview? Here are some. He has been, and will be, publishing books through the following publications:
*McSweeney's
*So New Media
*Harper Collins

You'll have to wait and see, my dears.

And for Tuesday's list, a little bit of enlightenment...

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