Things I Do Not Want to See, Hear, Do, Wear or Say at My Bacholerette Party, Whenever That May Be

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September 17, 2002

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Things I Do Not Want to See, Hear, Do, Wear or Say at My Bacholerette Party, Whenever That May Be

  • A veil
  • A veil with tiny penises on it
  • A penis water bottle
  • A penis pinata
  • Naked men
  • Whipped cream
  • "Whoo!"
  • A sign saying things I have to do/drinks I have to imbibe before the night is over
  • Imbibe beverages with the words "blow," "sex," "nipple," or "bomb" in them
  • Songs like "Ladies Night" and "It's Raining Men"
  • A crotch in my face
  • Whipped cream
  • Bars with names like "Shenanigans"
  • Anything that I would normally be embarrassed to be caught doing at 1 a.m. on a Saturday night