September 12, 2002

Today is the day to give me back my golden arm.

I like to break new ground on Zulkey.com, and today I present to you a new diarist, and a new format. "Johan More" and his poetry. Now, I don't really have a taste for poetry that much, maybe because its skinny lines make me nervous, but something about Mr. More appealed to me. So, without further ado, I will let him introduce himself. I will also introduce you to his poetry, which I will link on a separate page, because it contains some content that would not make my mother happy if she saw it on this page.

Johan More, Introducing Johan More

Johan More is a former copywriter for AdMark based in
Charleston, S.C. turned aspiring professional poet. He
has studied under Hampton, Va. poet laureate Gayle Michaels and many other contemporary poets. His
influences include DeRaul, Latizt, and Maya Angelou.
Johan More believes that all women are Gods and should
ultimately have the right to choose. He also enjoys cooking, golf, and speaks fluent Malaysian.

Read his poetry. But only if you feel like it. We will have something warm and fuzzy-ish tomorrow.

Find out more about Johan, and figure him out for your own damn self. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to write poetry for you too. Particularly if you request it be about a specific nationality and/or sexual position.