1.) She does things like this!
2.) She makes this face when she talks:
3.) She likes to whistle:Â 
4.) Sometimes she stands around like this:
5.) And her posture is just hopeless!
That J. Crew woman sure is quirky! How does she make you feel, non-quirky J. Crew man?
Still reading? I have two new pieces up on Mom.me this week! Yeah, It's Irrational But We Are Never, Ever Feeding These to Our Kids and 3 Things I Totally Do to Change How I Look.