St. Patrick's Day: Sinead O'Connor's greatest hit
Easter: Songs about zombies
Memorial Day: Songs about how great it is to wear the color white
For the 4th of July: Only covers of "American Woman"
Labor Day: "Bang the Drum All Day": All weekend long.
Thanksgiving: Jive turkey weekend.
Christmas: Songs about and by virgins.
New Year's Eve: Featuring the top 2011 songs of the last year.
New Year's Day: Only songs about good intentions that eventually go wrong.