My Ideas for FM Radio Holiday Features

President's Day: Songs performed by Roger Clinton Jr. Valentine's Day: Prix Fixe day: Songs where set prices are mentioned in the lyrics

St. Patrick's Day: Sinead O'Connor's greatest hit

Easter: Songs about zombies

Memorial Day: Songs about how great it is to wear the color white

For the 4th of July: Only covers of "American Woman"

Labor Day: "Bang the Drum All Day": All weekend long.

Thanksgiving: Jive turkey weekend.

Christmas: Songs about and by virgins.

New Year's Eve: Featuring the top 2011 songs of the last year.

New Year's Day: Only songs about good intentions that eventually go wrong.