List: Things I Added to My To-Do List Just So I Could Cross Them Off And Feel Accomplished

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Tell yourself aloud you will not check the registry again this week.

Think frequently about cake

Write lots of things in your planner IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

Have three huge white shopping bags inhabit a corner of your bedroom for three weeks.

Take it personally when your co-worker comes to work sick

Look forward to making a big pot of chili and eating as much as you want, post-honeymoon.