She's allergic to the sun, pollen, oxygen and human touch, and hence must live in a plastic bubble
Daughter Bristol is actually gay but Palin encouraged her to get pregnant in order to counteract vicious rumors
She fell asleep during "The Passion of the Christ"
She keeps a little vial of cocaine underneath her hairdo
She used to dance, exotically, under the name Frosty Tits
Those glasses have no lenses
She thinks old men are gross