Spam I Got That Seems Like the Chorus to a Song

Every girl in town talks about him! He is so attractive and handsome! And what wonderful things he do in bed! Damn! He is a Pleasure Machine!

Also, I wrote about part one of the season finale of American Idol last night for the Onion AV Club and accidentally said something racist in my wrap-up too. See if you can spot the unintentional slur (which I didn't know existed until this morning.)