Today is the day to pretend to be embarrassed about your adorable baby pictures.
Hmm, what did I choose for Opium Magazine today?
Guest Listmaker: Amy Shearn
"I Would Like to Invite to My Party:"
the horny chairs
the disappearing chairs
the screaming women
The New Grandma
The New Mother
The Tiny Baby*
Lou,* the optometrist's daughter
Joe King, comedian
Jilly & June & Jeri & Sarah & Jane, women
the albino squirrels
* indicates a child, who will need to be in bed early. I must remember about