October 13, 2003

Today is the day to stop listening to Journey.

Have you checked Opium recently, where I am guest-editing? We even have video!

I recently returned from my college's homecoming, and I thought I'd give you the poop on the alumni. I know you were dying to hear:

That one girl is still crazy.

That guy, the one with the stupid haircut? He got another haircut, and it's just as stupid.

That chick with the loud voice still sweats a lot.

What's-her-name lost a lot of weight and obviously just came to show it off.

Pink pants dude is still wearing them.

Somebody got drunk.

Ole girl still didn't get her lazy eye fixed.

Some people were kissing.

Biology Boy continues to use the phrase "drop trou" and it's still annoying.

My friend said hi to that one guy and he didn't recognize her and we were like, "What?"

Everybody sang along together to that song we all used to pretend to like.