January 16, 2003
Today is the day to stop touring.
Watch me make like Jerry Seinfeld and check out my "Observations" on Kittenpants!
Scenes from a Cave Man Soap Opera
GROG: Grog arr brah.
<His twin brother enters>
NAAR: Fard mawp koog.
<They share a stolen embrace>
GOOL: Heed grak.
GOOL: Hert mwot gaar.
<He dies, in a fiery explosion>
THOK: Crag mot.
OTIM: Haak meep mot.
KRELL: Lor prot meep mot.
<She shows the tattoo on her ankle, proving that it really is her, after all these years>