September
16,
2003
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Today is the day to write bad poetry about the end of summer.
Unexpected Side Effects of David Blaine's 44 Days Spent in a Box
Become justs slightly less magical
Eyes travel to the back of his head, which will be good for sneakily catching goings-on behind him, but not so much in front of him.
Develops better understanding of boxes.
Facial hair grows slightly fuller, but not much.
Comes up with next great trick, 45 days in a box
Decides to move from street magician to sidewalk magician
Nobody gives a crap