February 1, 2005
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Rabbit rabbit.
Oh, I forgot to mention this yesterday.
Things I Will Miss About Sammy Sosa (Who Has Been Traded from the Chicago Cubs to the Baltimore Orioles)
How he was charmingly on steroids all the time
The adorable way he'd hurt hismelf all the time by hopping and sneezing
How he was so fun to boo
How it was so futile to boo him because he wore ear plugs
to block out the booing, which is so sweet
How poor little tired Sammy wasn't there on the last game of the season (Fan
Appreciation Day)
The cute way he referred to Wrigley Field as "My house"
while all the other players could only glower.
How he cheated, and cheated his way into my heart
How we had to call him "Sammy," even when he was bulging with muscles
and a little unpleasant
How he gave me a good reason to hate the Chicago Cubs, whereas now I have
none
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