January 16, 2003
Today is the day to stop touring.
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Scenes from a Cave Man Soap Opera
1.
GROG: Grog arr brah.
KRANG: Rawp.
GROG: Derr?
<His twin brother enters>
GROG: Gaaaaah!
2.
NAAR: Fard mawp koog.
TAGO: Brawp.
NAAR: Pwot.
<They share a stolen embrace>
3.
GOOL: Heed grak.
YAG: Jok.
GIM: Prot.
GOOL: Hert mwot gaar.
YAG: Garr?
GIM: Gaar!
<He dies, in a fiery explosion>
4.
OTIM: Wek.
THOK: Crag mot.
OTIM: Haak meep mot.
THOK: Lor.
KRELL: Lor prot meep mot.
<She shows the tattoo on her ankle, proving that it really is her, after
all these years>
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