The Manny Ramirezes of the Animal Kingdom

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That's Just Clammy Being Clammy: Technically clams don't speak but if this one could, he would be fluent in English. However, he deigned to give his latest underwater press conference entirely in Spanish. What's up with that?

That's Just Hammy Being Hammy: This pig sure can hit but possibly because he tested positive for hCG, a women's fertility drug typically used by steroid users to restart their body's natural testosterone production as they come off a steroid cycle. He claims that his farmer gave it to him without him knowing but all that matters is that his batting average is off the charts and his bacon tastes unbelievable.

That's Just Lamby Being Lamby: Lamby Ramirez has long, flowing dreadlocks which is rather frowned upon in animal baseball. There are plans for his newest owner to shear him but you never know how things will go with that Lamby.

That's Just Nanny Being Nanny: See above, but for a goat. He has two kids also named Nanny.

That's Just Rammy Being Rammy: Yes this is getting stale, but it rhymes.

That's Just Yammy Being Yammy:
Assume there was a living, breathing sweet potato that could play baseball quite well but if you're Kevin Youkilis, watch out: this spud has words for you.