List: Some Rejected (Some Not) Submissions I Wrote for the Heaven and Hell Portion of Inventory

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Diet Pepsi/Diet Coke
fried calamari/grilled calamari
"Dude. Where's My Car?"/First Dude
chili/Chili's
pigs/pit bulls
the Rocky Mountains/"the Hills"
"Mad Men"/"Mad Money"
Linda Blair/Selma Blair
nuts in salads/nuts in desserts
vacation/vacation t-shirts
culimics/anorexics
Saks Fifth Avenue/sacs
Cuteoverload.com/its commenters
NPR/pledge drives
pork tenderloin/pork rinds
heroin/overdosing
Heidi Klum/Tyra Banks
"So You Think You Can Dance"/"Dancing With The Stars"
GTFO/DIAF
high tea/tea
publishing a book/writing a book

PS: Please submit a story, in the proper format of course, of either being the victim of or embodying the Mean Stranger.

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