In Honor of Sandra Bullock's Secret Adoption, A Ranking, from Lowest to Highest, of Secret Things

secret stealing

secret hitting

secret chemo

secret plastic surgery

secret cleaning

secret marriage

secret drinking

secret computer time

secret sex

secret underwear-hiding at the doctor's office

secret farting

secret deodorant-sniffing

secret sample-eating

secret job-seeking

secret putting on of wife's clothes when she's not home

secret wishing

secret dealmaking

secret shoe-taking-off-under-the-table-at-restaurants

secret baby

secret shopping

secret car-singing

secret base-stealing

secret eating

secret donating

secret dog-petting (when the owner has turned his back)

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