Michelle Bachelet: She's Chilean?
Ban Ki-moon: Well look at you, Dapper Dan
Silvio Berlusconi: He just finished saying something that will get him hit in the face.
Brian Cowen: A less-sexy Rick Moranis
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan: Flat-head
Cristina Fernández: God help Barack Obama if he somehow found the time to make his nails look that nice
Heinz Fischer: Cool hair. All of it.
Tarja Halonen: Conan!
Lech Kaczyński: Aw, he looks like a nice fella. Go Poland!
Paul Kagame: Nerd.
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: Neckbeard?
Dmitry Medvedev: Better-looking than I expected
René Préval: Good eye-smiling. Also, the only baldy in the bunch.
Muammar al-Gaddafi: Girlfriend should have splurged on the good plastic surgeon
Andry Rajoelina: is he as young as he looks? (answer: almost)
Anote Tong: I wonder if he has a cool story about that scar
Jacob Zuma: I love him!
Mahmoud Abas: Why so serious?
Also: I wrote about Dexter last night. It was a doozy of a season finale.