Theme: Taking too long to read the newspaper
Consequences: Spiteful recycling (by her)
Theme: Not cleaning up cat urine in a timely manner
Theme: Not using gym membership frequently enough
Consequences: Passive-aggressive reminders (from her)
Consequences: Constant bitching (from her)
Theme: Neverending bitchiness
Consequences: Retaliatory bitchiness (from him)
Theme: Reading for too long before bed.
Consequences: Complaining followed by protest-sleep (by him)
Theme: Complaining too much about doing laundry.
Consequences: Non-purposefully guilt-inducing laundry assistance (by her)
Theme: Not closing the pantry door all the way
Consequences: Murder (by him)
Theme: Wanting ice cream
Consequences: ice cream