So I read this last week about PETA's founder posting a will and testament, claiming that among other things, she would like to have her remains barbecued and made into leather products. PETA is of course more well-known for doing crazy stuff than actually changing people's minds. This will annoyed me since you'd think Ingrid Newkirk could do something with her last wishes that a.) wouldn't be such a hassle, permit-wise and b.) might actually work. And they can be equally stupid ideas. Like promising to pay $100 to each person who gets MEAT IS MURDER tattooed on his or her head (until the money runs out). Or just buying back a crapload of lobsters. Whatever.