List: It Doesn't Take Much to Be the Next Ann Coulter

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"Most gay people are liberals hence most liberals are gay, ergo going to hell."

"People should lighten up about the Holocaust already."

"What's so great about women's suffrage anyway?"

"It doesn't matter if global warming is caused by humans because in the future nobody will be around anyway since selfish women will have aborted all the babies."

"Kids who are chained to radiators are proven--by science--to be better-behaved than those who are not."

"Rape victims ought to quit whining--some women can't get a man at all."

"Black people are made out of chocolate and shouldn't give me attitude when I want a little snack."

Hey Chicagoans--mark your calendars for what's going to be a fun night at the Hideout in February.