List: Side Projects for Plaxico Burress

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Plaxico doors and windows: Made of space-aged durable Plaxico-based materials (patent pending)

Plaxicornification: a sexy show on HBO or something

Plaxicorn: corn, approved by Plaxico!

Plalexico: a hip southwest-based band fronted by Burress

Plaxico Plax: for the plaque on your teeth that can't be removed by anything, not even a gun.