List: Stupidest New Items in the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue

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sequined leggings (Alexander McQueen, $2,345) (note I think these actually are kind of bad-ass but only for people who stand and never sit or walk)

His and hers full-sized Lego sculpture portraits ($60,000)

Authentic Guinness Home Pub

Diamond dog tags (David Yurman, $18,500)

COOLEST NEW ITEMS (i.e. please buy me these):

Harlem Globetrotters Experience ($110,000)

Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear

Hey Chicagoans: check out friends Hodgman and Rees at Second City tonight.