Do you want to know why? Because this weekend I attended a wedding that was announced in the New York Times. How fancy was it? Very fancy. We each got our own horse to take home.
I feel kind of bad for Jeff and Elizabeth though because in the same section on Sunday was the announcement of Lauren DiPaolo and Spanky Johnson. SPANKY JOHNSON. I know brides and they all want to feel like they're the most special of the day but sorry, you cannot compete with SPANKY JOHNSON. I wanted to know why I wasn't friends with somebody named that.
Oh well. The wedding and reception were still beautiful, even if it was only Jeff and Elizabeth and not Spanky and his wife.