List: Greyhound Names

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Chicagoans, don't forget, tomorrow is Ladies' Night! We're gonna try to start right at 7 so come and get your seat!

My roommate and I have been pondering the possibility of adopting a greyhound next year, so all we've been doing is research. We even have a name already picked out, which may be trouble because apparently the dogs already have racing names, some of which are not very elegant:

EZ Pass Stacy

Payoff Kate

Itsa Friend

Like My Mother

Diane Tiara

JJ Bionic Brian

Park Bowl Mel

O Ya Pandaexpress

Cals Eat My Dust

Winks Snow Queen

Emmy Scissorhand

Profit Time

Where's My Purse

Forever Kurt (aka "Ramone")


If you want to meet any of these babies check them out here.