Who Rolls in My Entourage?

Driver 1: My primary driver.

Driver 2: In case driver #1 is drunk or tired.

Driver 8: Because I like that REM song


Makeup artist


Manicurist's manicurist (because it's a bitter irony that I don't care for when a manicurist has unsightly nails)


New brother (because my old brother wanted nothing to do with my entourage thus he was fired anyway)

Cute bodyguard

Effective bodyguard

Gigantic purse-holder


Twitter updater

Phone operator (because I don't really like talking on my cell phone that much)

Personal chef

Personal pastry chef

Entourage wrangler

Friend (if there's room)