Driver 1: My primary driver.
Driver 2: In case driver #1 is drunk or tired.
Driver 8: Because I like that REM song
Manicurist's manicurist (because it's a bitter irony that I don't care for when a manicurist has unsightly nails)
New brother (because my old brother wanted nothing to do with my entourage thus he was fired anyway)
Phone operator (because I don't really like talking on my cell phone that much)
Personal pastry chef
Friend (if there's room)