Hey, if you have any ideas for me for Lent, let me know today!
Right after Barack Obama won the Potomac primaries last night, someone posted on a Chicago Tribune blog, "Well into 21st Century, the US doesn't seem to be ready for a female president. What a shame! What a shame!"
Yes, that really is the reason why female Obama supporters vote for him. We are not ready for strong women. In fact, we hate strong women so much that we think Obama should divorce Michelle and get with someone who knows her place a little better. We can't tell what frightens us more, when Hillary Clinton expresses her opinions or when she wears pants. We are so threatened by strong women that we wish we weren't even allowed to vote. Especially because that means some of us have to drive to the polls and you know how those females drive.