Paraphrased Bridal IM Conversation I Had With a Friend of Mine

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Friend: Just FYI I"m going to call you bridezilla from now on.

ME: That's fine. I am one. I'm totally out of control. I forbade my Maid of Honor from whitening her teeth so mine would look whiter in comparison.

Friend: You mean I'M not your Maid of Honor? Just kidding.

ME: Your face doesn't go with my dress.

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