List: What's Fidel Castro Going to Do With His Retirement?

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Ask his grandkids how to make the screensaver go away

Catch up finally on Grey's Anatomy

See the Stones in concert before they're too old to tour

Annoy everyone with his talk about how his generation isn't going to "retire quietly"

Have the time of his life at Sandals

Date Sigourney Weaver

Chase kids off his lawn