An Announcement, in the Form of an Email Response Written by Wakiza Gamez in Response to An Actual Announcement Sent by One Steve Delahoyde

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Soon to be Mr. Zulkey,


Congratulations!! Truly you are one step closer to having Delahoyde-Zulkey worldwide dominance.

Anybody changing their name? If so, and you're looking to be egalitarian about the whole process, here are a few choice options:

Dulkey
Delkey
Delakey
Dela-hoy-dul'key
Zelahoyde
Zulahoyde
Zulkahoyde
Zulkeyhoyde

I suggest you split the difference with your children and name them Biff Dulkey and Fabian Zulkahoyde (irrespective of their gender).


--The Unmarried Gaucho with Eleven Illegitimate Children

So yeah, Steve Delahoyde and I are gettin' hitched. But don't worry, I'm not changing my website's name. This isn't the 1800's or something.

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