I'd like to know where everyone was yesterday.
I'm starting to get the impression that nobody is even remotely interested in my annual Daylight Savings Time Party. Every year around this time at 1:30 in the morning on a Sunday I try to throw the rockingest time change party in the Chicagoland area, but still by 4 am (or 3, whatever), I'm sitting alone, with no guests.
Are you aware of the fun activities that take place? For instance, we'd all go to Indiana and mock the farmers. Then at 2 am there's a countdown to 2 AM. I 'dserve minute rice at the hour, which is pretty much the most miraculous food since the Eucharist since it's technically been made in negative one minute. Then we'd sit around and talk about what we plan on doing with our extra hour. I for instance this year extended my shower time by an extra hour but I suppose nobody wanted to hear about that. Then we'd all go out to the bars that are open until 4 AM and just get extra hammered for an extra hour.
I'm going to guess that this year it's because the clocks were turned back later than usual was the reason why nobody showed up. But if it happens again next year, I'm going to consider not throwing the party at all, because you clearly just don't care.