Today is the day to get back on track.
He was given that hat for Christmas five years ago and hasn't stopped being delighted in it.
He think he's going to die soon.
He thinks his roommate is going to die soon.
He's the only man in the retirement home.
He just re-wrote his will to leave all his money to his Chow-Chow.
It's green Jell-O day.
He is watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
He momentarily forgot where he is.
He coined the phrase "un-retirement," which means he can legally put the elderly to work.
He is wearing nothing below the waist.