Today is the day to blast a trail out of bedrock.
Listen up: Team Karen is trailing, sadly. "The Office" airs tomorrow where Karen and Pam meet face to face. Order your shirt and show your pride today. You won't get it by tomorrow but at least you'll bask in the satisfaction of knowing one is on its way.
Some of My Favorite Celebrity Downfalls
In comparison to some other's, was almost sweet, sort of a parable. Be a good girl and marry a good boy or else you'll get fat, and trashy, and super-pregnant. But she's out of that, now, with two beautiful (I presume the other one is beautiful) babies and a killer bod and ready to take on the world! Until she realizes that her audience has grown up but we'll save that for later.
This was sort of fun at first, because Whitney always seemed too perfect--too good a singer, too good looking and thin, too diva-ish, too "Star Spangled Banner." She and Bobby were the original Britney and Kevin. It culminated in the delightful Diane Sawyer "I have too much money to ever smoke crack" interview. After that though it just got a little, well, old. So I'm glad she came out of it (waiting for that inevitable award show moment where she makes a surprise entrance) and can't wait to see what happens to Bobby.
Like a beautiful, black, sleek shiny sports car getting into a crash so deadly you feel afraid even being in the vicinity of it. Also, she, unlike the other people in this list, is either in the midst of hers or just beginning it.
Maybe the best. Because we sort of get it all, with Courtney. Drugs, weight gain, erratic behavior, weight loss, plastic surgery. But she still keeps coming back and also, her kid makes me like her more.