Today is the day to wonder about black vs. purple olives.

Best Reasons to Get Out and Vote

When the a-hole wins and he f's everything up, you can put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Don't blame me, I voted for The Other Guy."

Can feel smug about yourself

Hey, people in, like, uh, North Korea can't do it.

Neither can animals

Kills some time in the interiminable day