Why This is Going to be the Best Summer Ever

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June 1, 2004

Rabbit Rabbit!

CHECK IT OUT--AMAZON FINALLY PUT MY BOOK'S ART UP! PRETTY!

Your fat fiction is still wanted. Read the bottom of this and send it on in, chubs.

Why This is Going to be the Best Summer Ever

Seaweed n' sharks

Ye olde hula hoop contest

Irresponsible, unfulfilling sexual encounters beneath the boardwalk

Shoddy amusement park rides operated by suspect carnies.

Everyone making fun of you in your swimsuit because you look so awful in it.

Pinchy crabs.

Tasty, salmonellic chicken

Hangin' at the malt shoppe with Slappy, Stinky, Spanky, Coolio and the Gang.